the lrt decided to make me suffer again this morning, after waiting like almost half a decade, they made an annoucement that sounded like "… experiencing technical problem … for the next 1 hour … please find alternative ways … apologies for inconveniences caused …"
hmm after i stood there like a tree bounded to the floor, then only u decided to announce laa? syaitan keebachiihh!~ (i don’t know what that means, but it’s a common word used in my office) so i left the platform, hoping to get a taxi, *seriously, i was praying and hoping hard to get one taxi at the peakest hour damn it*
i knew it would be impossible to get a taxi from the taxi stand near the lrt, so i walked up the hill, towards the DBKL flat where less ppl were waiting, and waited … and waited … and waited like forever, oh and i managed to text JL that i will definitely be late la la la, not my choice okay
oh! the reason that i wasn’t driving, pooh borrowed my car, looks like he needs it more than i do. and the waiting session began, more and more ppl lining up beside me, all of them hoping to get a taxi to go to work, or wateva destination they wanna go. in between that, NR texted me back and forth complaining bout the stupid lrt, lucky her … since she boarded from KJ the 1st station, she managed to squeeze in one of the train, but i can’t possibly do that from university station, even my cat can’t squeeze in!!! there were so many ppl lining up, lack of oxygen help help help!
brainless woman #1 & 2
aarghhhh~ felt like 1 hour but then i noticed that all the cars didn’t move an inch, till way up the hill, okay… strange, the traffic light down the hill went green already and why the hell … all these drivers were making angry/ annoyed/ pissed off faces!!! and so i turned around and ‘usha2′ a bit, wadefakkkk? a couple of metres from my apt’s entrance, 2 ladies were having an argument about a ‘little accident’ . hello ladies, can’t u at least move the cars to the side of the road! one, you’re making a scene … two, you blocked everybody frm up the hill … three, you two = brainless
brainless woman #3
it took them around 5 minutes to move their cars and the traffic went smoothly afterwards, good … at least more chances for taxis to come by, and i waited again and again and again, not long after that, a lady driving a picanto stopped her car 3 inches from where i was standing, rummaging something from her handbag, smiling2 and made a phonecall. wadefakkk? can’t u see there’s a bee line here waiting for taxi, if the taxi finally came where is it suppose to stop? on top of ur car???? lady, there’s a big space down the hill there, wait there laaa! one, your car is not that big, u cud squeeze between the other cars on the roadside … two, u made me angry … three, you lady in picanto = brainless
brainless woman #4
finally after waiting like forever, a taxi stopped in front of me to drop off a passenger, the lady on my left was like tergedik gedik hurriedly walked towards the taxi
woman #4 : pak cik, plaza pantai?
pak cik taxi : hah? mane tu?
woman #4 : alaa depan tu jer (sambil pointing towards telekom building)
wadefaakkkk lady, u cud just walk laaaaaaaa dasar bontot besar pemalas nk jln, housemate aku pon jalan kaki gi keje ko tau tak?!?!?!? aarghhhhhhhhhhhhh bukan jauh ponnn buat nyemak org tunggu taxi jer. one, ko menyemak … two, you big fat lazy ass … three, brainless nuff said
pak cik taxi : aaa boleh naik lah
efaifi : pak cik, pas gi plaza pantai… boleh str8 gi sentral plak tak?
pak cik taxi : (geleng2 pale)
ok fine, maybe he didn’t go around that way or anywhere near kl. so i backed up a bit and waitied for other taxis … suddenly …
pak cik taxi : td ckp nk gi mane?
efaifi : aaa sentral, kl sentral, boleh ker?
pak cik taxi : hmm boleh lah, kesian plak aku tgk, naik naik
efaifi : yay! maceyh pak cik
and along with me, there were 2 other ladies, boarded the taxi (i thot there r heading the same way too)
brainless woman #5 & 6
inside the taxi, all 4 of us crammed up and sweaty *yuck yuck*
pak cik taxi : yg ni td nk gi sentral, kite hanto akak ni gi telekom dulu, yg lain nk ke mane?
woman # 5 : convention centre boleh tak pak cik? (wadefakkkkk!!!)
woman # 6 : eheheh kalo shah alam kat mahkamah boleh tak pak cik?? (wadefakk jugakkk!!!???)
pak cik taxi : uisshhh konbensyen tu mane?
woman # 5 : alaaa kat klcc tu, yg convention centre tu saye ade miting kat sane ni
pak cik taxi : ehh jam sgt nk ke sane ni time2 camni
efaifi : ton je lah kl sentral then amek monorel, i think chulan or bkt nanas but kena jln skek laaa, but at least tak lah jam naik taxi
woman # 5 : ohh turun monorel trus nmpk klcc ke? (ko nih bengap ke bodoh ke ko tak penah dok kl nih? hishhhhh)
efaifi : tak laa, but u cud ask around cane nk gi convention centre tu, not that far pon, i used to work somewhere there dulu, x jauh
woman # 5 : (muke hesitant gile)
one, you don’t look like u are brainless … two, but you are brainless somehow … three, pls learn ur geography
pak cik taxi : saye rase naik monorel lah cepat smpi, kalo nk redah jam nanti x smpt ni nk smpi, lmbt lg masuk keje
woman # 5 : ehehe
woman # 6 : kalo shah alam pak cik? kat mahkamah tu
pak cik taxi : uishhh mahkamah shah alam pon saye tatau kat mane, mane tu?
woman # 6 : alaaa kat bangunan MRCB, tak pon pak cik hanta saya kat komuter shah alam boleh tak? (ko pon seko lg bingai, dr sentral nk gi shah alam ko ingat x jem ker?)
pak cik taxi : tak tau laa saye kat mane tu, kalo nk gi shah alam, td kenape naik skalik … ehehe kite ni ke kl
woman # 6 : kalo tunggu lame lg tah bile br nk dpt taxi, tu naik ajer, ingatkan nk gi pantai dlm nye komuter tp gi ke kl plak
efaifi : dah alang2 tu ton jer laa kl sentral, kan ade komuter gi shah alam
woman # 6 : komuter tu ok ker, kalo rosak gak cemane, lambat ke, x reliable laaa
efaifi : tak lah kan, takkan seme public transport nk rosak serentak, putra je rosak nih
pak cik taxi : ha ah, naik komuter, lg cepat … ini nanti nk ke shah alam jem
woman # 6 : tak lah, shah alam x jem pon
one, btol ke ko nih lawyer? two, btol lah ko lawyer sbb tu ko ckp putar belit … three, and brainless at the same time
and finally the pak cik taxi dropped the brainless lawyer at kl sentral, and dropped me at the traffic light kl sentral/ plaza sentral. i reached office at 8.39 am, sit for 2 seconds, JL asked me what i have for today and i said "i have a call in 20 mins, can i go now?" and he said "okay, get lost".
so now you know y i officially called today as brainless women day?